Mini-Me: *approaches chair, looks up at me with wide-eyed "I love you, Mommy" expression*

Me: *pats knee* C'mon.

Mini-Me: *hop* HUK! *barfs on Mommy's lap*

Me: AAAAAAGH *changes pants, cleans up chair, fortunately this is a simple task because most of the barf went ON PANTS*

Mini-Me: ^_^