Hey so if anyone's still reading this old thing, I'm over here now.

It started when someone posted this picture of creepy-ass child mannequins on tumblr:

And I saw this post, and I said “oh fuck I have to draw them.”

And so I did.

Hmm. That’s… that’s not quite right. Let me just–

wait that’s closer but

Ah, there we go.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Straight up Photoshop; pills and cake in background courtesy of kind folks on sxc.hu.

I know everyone and their dog has drawn Charlotte already and I do not give a single fuck.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Friend: Before I had my coffee I was thinking "hey, if Donkey Kong is in Mario Kart, why can't Pikachu be?" ...then I remembered DK is part of the Mario universe. -_-;

Me: Hang on, you might be on to something... Super Smash Bros. Kart. THINK ABOUT IT.

Friend: ....MOTHER OF GOD :O

Yes, do think about this.

We decided that in addition to the normal Mario Kart powerups, each character should also have some special ability of their own but might require the player to have collected a certain number of coins to use. Like, Link can shoot swords if he's full up on coins, like he does in most of the games when he's full up on hearts. Bub and Bob shoot bubbles that slow down or temporarily trap other players. Samus's morph ball works kinda like a Bullet Bill. Ness and Lucas PK people off the road.

And Solid Snake's unlockable kart would, of course, simply be an overturned cardboard box scooting along the track.

DO THIS SHIT, NINTENDO

MAKE IT HAPEN

That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

This is Shorty’s nephew Cyclops, who just came home to live with us this week.

Yes, he really is a one-eyed cat. And yes, there is a good chance that every picture I ever post of him is going to have an eyepatch and a hat photoshopped onto it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

So I'm on a deleting/upgrading spree due to hax, and I was deleting some shit I didn't use, and I kind of missed and accidentally killed the 100 Candles site.

Yeah.

I'll try to put it back. If I can't, I'll do it over and fuck using WordPress, I'll just do it the old-fashioned way.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

I usually can’t be arsed to spread things I find on tumblr outside of tumblr, but this was so damn cool I kinda have to.

The “dissections” exercise is particularly satisfying in a weird and kind of disgusting way I can’t quite describe without breaking out the “Me Gusta” face. You’re basically drawing blobs, putting contour lines on them… and turning them into borderline blob guro.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

So I just plugged the TF2 comm... as the Scout.

Yep.