the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Okay, who brought the shipment of noseeums down here?

For those unfamiliar with the term, "noseeum" is a general classification for teeny tiny gnatlike bugs that don't do much except fly around and annoy you, so named because they're so small you no see 'um.

Anyway.

They've invaded the office. We can't go ten minutes without one buzzing around an eye or an ear or a nostril. Someone inhales or ingests one at least once a day.

Now they appear to have followed me home.

Out, you little bastards. OUT. LEAVE THIS PLACE.