Dec. 23rd, 2005

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (objection!)
Just when you think he can't possibly do anything more batshit insane,, he goes and buys stock in Take Two so he can worm his way into shareholder meetings and be an ass.

My favorite bit:

At one point, JT refers to Microsoft's Flight Simulator as a training simulator for the 9/11 terrorists: "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that."

x_X

Dec. 23rd, 2005 10:36 am
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (blargh)
Boss #1 just burned popcorn in the microwave.

*opens doors*

*puts clothespin on nose*
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)
Number of chocolate caramel walnut cheesecakes chilling in fridge: 2

Amount of cheese stuff left over, in cheesecake units: approximately 0.75

And today's helpful safety tip: when attempting to wrestle uncooperative beaters free from hand mixer, keep hold of both beaters. Failure to do so may result in bodily harm or cheesecake skidmarks down the side of the nearest wall or appliance when one beater comes free into your waiting hand and takes the other out with it, sending the other beater (now a small cream-cheese-loaded missile) flying merrily through the air.

[Edit: Also, my Green Lantern ring seems to have gotten heavily smeared with cheesegoo and is now all sticky. OH NOES I CANNOT FIGHT EVIL WITH A STICKY POWER RING]
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (omgwtf)
Remember the crazy lady that took out a restraining order on Dave Letterman?

SHE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NUTS.

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chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)
wrist deep in puppet ass

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