the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

I wish to make many of these. And maybe experiment with sticky and Velcro options to make them stick to nonferrous or fabric things.

[Edit: And this.]

I am spending the next couple of nights weeniedog-sitting at Mom's house.

Which means I am using Teh iMac to talk to Teh Intarwebs.

I am sitting here fighting the urge to yell "DOWN, BOY" at Mom's Entourage icon, because it's doing its Jack Russell terrier impression. Yes, I know all I have to do is click on it and see what the fuck it wants to make it stop. I just... can't stop watching the damn thing bounce around down there. It's kind of hypnotic. Just this big purple super-stylized "e" going *boingy* *boingy* *boingy* over and over and over. Watch the e. Obey the e. ....excuse me.

I figured out how Mom's HAL9000 oven works--or at least, how to make it get hot and then shut it off when I'm done with it. Which is good, because instead of me going over to Stepmom's for the usual Thursday dinner thing tomorrow, she's coming over here and I'm cooking.

And now, I let a wiener out so that she does not pee all over the house.