the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

4:00 PM

Manager Cousin: Here's an order for some maroon-on-white name badges.
Me: Okay! ... ... ...uh-oh. I has no maroon-on-white plastic.
Manager Cousin: ...well, shit. Go home.
Me: YAY

4:45 PM

Me: Hmm. Wet and a little chilly. I think I will lie down for a minute.
Body: heh heh heh
Me: ...uh-oh
Body: yooooou are getting veeeeery sleeeeepy
Me: Oh shits.
Body: *Z*
Me: >(
Brain: I am sorry the body is being a douche. Here, have a dream about Josh Holloway (aka Sawyer) coming over to help you rearrange your furniture.
Me: :D