the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

…because if you don’t you will go pick up a Buick with your bare hands and bash your own head in with it.

Antiabortion activists have called [Susan G. Komen for the Cure] a “menace to women,” Bader reports, which, obviously, is like calling basil a menace to linguine. Their beef: Advocates for women with breast cancer don’t warn women about “the abortion/breast cancer connection.” Which, of course, is because there is no such thing.

I knew bullshit like this was going on–it’s the reason why I wouldn’t go to Curves if they paid me–but wow.

It just amazes me that people who would rather see women die of breast cancer than be able to go to Planned Parenthood for a screening can still have the balls to, in all seriousness,  call themselves “pro-life.”

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