the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Chili and taco meat are not the same thing. No, really, I know the difference between chili and taco meat, and this is taco meat.

A good chili is kind of thick-soup-like in consistency. The meat is coarsely ground or in chunks, not mulchmeat. Maybe there’s some chunks of well-stewed tomatoes and/or onions in it. Taco meat is just seasoned mulchmeat.

This is a bowl of  seasoned mulchmeat with a quarter-inch of red grease at the bottom of it.

Son… I am disappoint.

The wedge salad is good, at least. Then again, it’s pretty much impossible to fuck up a wedge salad.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.