the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Stupid enough to steal a fully-decorated art car, apparently.

And okay, as art cars go that one was kind of subdued but seriously, what kind of idiot walks into a parking lot, passes up a whole bunch of perfectly nondescript cars, and goes “WOOHOO I’M GONNA STEAL THIS ONE THAT IS EASILY IDENTIFIABLE BECAUSE OF ALL THE STUFF ALL OVER IT, IT IS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE NEARBY KNOWS WHOSE CAR IT IS AND ON TOP OF THAT THE ART CAR COMMUNITY IN HOUSTON AND EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS THE ART CAR PARADE WILL BE WATCHING OUT FOR THIS CAR WHEN WORD GETS OUT THAT IT HAS BEEN STOLEN, I CANNOT SEE HOW THIS CUNNING PLAN COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG :D”

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.