the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

How to have fun on Horbl Hotel:

1. Roll Pyro. Do not equip the Backburner, you need airblast capability.
2. Head to that pool that’s about halfway up the building. Or really, any ridiculously high point on the map, but the pool is my favorite. Or the Party Van.
3. Wait for enemies to join you there.
4. Airblast enemies over the edge.
5. Watch enemies plummet to their death, or at least to their severe injury.
6. Repeat until you get bored or dead.

How to have fun on Mario Kart:

1. Roll Sniper, make sure you have Jarate* equipped.
2. Get on top of the big building in the middle of the map by way of ramp or cannon. Go to one of the ledges with a “BLIMP RIDES” banner over it.
3. Wait for blimp to cruise by.
4. Board blimp. (warning: most of the time the blimp is neutral territory and RED and BLU ride around and have fun together. Sometimes it isn’t.)
5. Stand in door, wait for blimp to pass over enemies.
6. Use Jarate to simulate what every ten-year-old boy standing on something very tall with people below dreams of doing.

*Jarate is, to put it simply, a large jar of pee you throw at people… and that’s not even the grossest throwable liquid weapon in the game.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.