the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

So being newly addicted to Zumba I was bopping around Amazon looking at the various DVDs and... well, take a look at this cap (click to embiggen) and guess where I went like this.

Go on, guess. And yes, I clicked  "no" with relish when asked if I found that review helpful, and also reported the shit out of it.

protip: saying "I'm not a racist but I hate them illegalz and I boycott Mexican restaurants and I'm glad there are white people in a workout video" is a lot like saying "I'm not a duck but I have a bill and feathers and webbed feet and I swim and I live in a park and eat bread crumbs."

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.