the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Normally I can’t be bothered to make a whole post mocking any given commentspammer, and besides that I don’t want to give them the attention.

This one that just showed up in my mail is a special case:

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New comment on your post #679 "OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER"
Author : cocks (IP: 35.13.49.[elided])
E-mail : [email protected]
URL    : http://cocks.cocks:8080/
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=35.13.49.[elided]
Comment:
                          

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In conclusion: cocks.

Also, in Maine, nine whole people showed up to protest a proposed gay marriage bill.

…nine whole people from Pennsylvania.

There were bagpipes involved, I think. I don’t know either. All I know is, BRB DYING OF LULZ.

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