the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Phone: *ring*

Me: [trophy shop], this is Sarah, how can I help you?

Man On Phone: Good morning, I was calling to see what brand of phones you have.

Me: …we don’t carry phones, sir, this is a trophy shop.

MOP: No, no–I was calling to see what brand of phones you use. Do you have Panasonic or–

Me: …ooookay, we have several different phones here–

MOP: [sounding way too excited] Ah! Okay, so–

Me: Can I ask why you’re asking me this?

MOP: …I’m just calling to find out what kind of phones the trophy shops use?

[silence]

Me: Look, we just get plain old phones from Best Buy or whatever.

MOP: Oh. Okay. Thanks. *click*

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