the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

1. Dear California, Arizona, Florida, and especially you, Arkansas: screw you.  ESPECIALLY you, Arkansas. It’s bad enough that we just had three more states write “gay people are less than human” into law. Your big fuck-you to them dern queers goes even further. You would rather leave kids floating around in foster care than place them with gay parents. Well, fuck you too.

2. If you seriously, seriously think black voters are so ignorant that they could only possibly have voted for Obama because he’s black? And you further have the balls to call them racist? It’s a free country and you’re entitled to your opinion, but don’t be surprised when people start going “um, NO U” or asking you if you need a minute to figure out why saying that makes you stupid.

Door to my blog/LJ is to your left, please don’t let it hit you in the ass on your way out.

And 3. Please repeat after me: this is not the Second Coming. I am overjoyed that we’re about to have a President who doesn’t think someone is less than human because they’re not straight, white, male, rich, and/or Christian and whose foreign policy will probably not amount to “Bomb the ones with oil, ignore the ones that don’t,” but I’m not an idiot. I’m very pleased, but I’m not sitting here thinking everything is going to instantly be awesome first thing tomorrow morning.

I still think we should organize a road trip to leave all of W’s crap on the White House lawn, and I think people who are going OMG WE WILL ALL HAVE TO GET SECOND JOBS AND PAY OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! PERCENT MORE IN TAXES need to take a fucking chill pill. But no. This is not the Messiah you’re looking for. He is a guy with some good ideas who I hope will do us a lot of good.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled happy dancing. \o\ /o/ \o\ /o/ \o/

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. Please leave any comments there.