the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Dear immune system:

I am grateful for your nearly flawless service over the past few years.

And while I understand that everyone needs a break now and then, I must ask that next time, you not take yours right in the middle of my Christmas break. Seriously, what the fuck is this shit, I get sick maybe once a year and this time it has to be when I’m on vacation.

Fuck You (but keep up the good work when you get back to it),
Me

Also, my never-used but old-enough-that-I’ve-gotten-rid-of-the-box-and-receipt hot pot has a crack in the bottom of it.

At least I have games to keep me occupied. Thanks to some of my cousins, I am hooked on Guitar Hero and finally broke down and got a Wiitar and World Tour over the weekend.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.