the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

It occurs to me that my initial reaction to pretty much everything on This Is Why You’re Fat boils down to “man, I love all those things, just not all in the same dish”

Case in point: this pancake nightmare.

Exception: this jelloburger, which has no readily apparent redeeming qualities. I just don’t trust opaque Jello.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.