the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

There is this web toy thing that generates memes.

Sometimes it’s a little scary:

• PUSH BUTTON, RECEIVE TONGUES
• EAT YOUR FUCKING CENTIPEDES. EAT THEM.

Sometimes it’s adorable:

• I HAS A DUDE. YOU CAN HAS MY DUDE.
• MY LION, LET ME SHOW YOU IT

Sometimes it’s profound:

• A LULZ IS MIGHTY TOO
• IM IN UR INTERNET, BLOGGING ABOUT UR WHALES

Sometimes it’s profane:

• O HAI, I FISTED UR DONG
• WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE SWEATY! AND LONG

And sometimes, it’s fucking sentient.

• PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE MOUTH, FAP AT IT UNTIL IT SUCKS.

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So I haven’t really bothered making fun of the National Organization for Marriage, otherwise known as NOM, mostly because they practically parody themselves and they do it so masterfully you really have to wonder if at any given moment they’re going to bust out Guy Fawkes masks and go LOL J/K SUP /B/.

So as you might know, they decided to name their anti-gay-marriage campaign “Two Million For Marriage”… abbreviated 2M4M.  Yeah, I know. If you are thinking that sounds like an abbreviation used in certain personal ads of which NOM would probably not approve, you’d be right.

Which is lulz-laden enough. But it gets even better. You see, NOM made one crucial error… they forgot to secure the domain name before they made that announcement.

2m4m.org is completely worksafe and made entirely of legendary win.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.