Protip: if you are a famous (or infamous) person and you want to make yourself a nice little sockpuppet to “like” all your posts on Facebook, you should probably:
1. Not pick a name for it that is just a slight rearrangement of your actual name, and
2. Not use the same e-mail address you used for your actual Facebook account.
FUCKING FACEBOOK, HOW DOES IT WORK
[ETA: "Lou Sarah" has Deleted Fucking Everything.]
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Cut for tl;dr, snark, rage, inexcusably cheap shots, and John Cornyn.
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Comments are rage-free and safe for your blood pressure and rather informative and entertaining, at least for now.
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World Nut Net Daily is suing the White House Correspondents’ Association for $10millionbux. For what, you ask? Why, because they only got two seats to the WHCA Dinner!
Well, Mr. Kinsolving, maybe you’d be treated with a little more respect if the publication you worked for wasn’t a right-wing bizarro version of the Weekly World News. Siddownnshuddup.
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Dear Person Who Sullies My Given Name:
Don’t you have a state of your own to govern?
Why don’t you stick to that instead of telling us Texans who you think should be our governor?
SD, STFU, & MYOFB.
No love,
A Sarah who cringes every time your name floats across the news
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gaaaaaaaaaad I can’t stop laughing. I couldn’t watch the proceedings, but I was keeping up with the lulz in this thread.
Also:
“It’s somewhat cowardly that he won’t take questions,” said Senator Dan Cronin, a Republican. “If he had something to say, he should have come down here like a man and faced the music.”
I almost agree, except Sen. Cronin needs to replace that “somewhat” with “hella.”
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Man, every time I say to myself “you know, this Blagojevich thing could not possibly get any more hilarious…”
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QUICK SOMEONE CHECK THE PRESIDENT FOR POWER RINGS, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE HE MAY BE A BLUE LANTERN.
…I’ve said too much *ninja vanish*
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January 16, 2009
I, George W. Bush, President of these United States of the Americas, pursuant to that pardon power thingy conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of that Constitution I keep hearing people go on about, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Chaobell — or as I like to call her, Tuna Poot — for the crime of bootlegging.The aforementioned — not to mention the beforementioned — shall not be subject to any punishment for this crime, including imprisonment in a low security prison, burning at the stake or waterboarding. Well, maybe a little bit of waterboarding, but just for fun, ya know? Heh heh.
Being The Decider in Chief, I have hereby used my Decidering powers to declare that Chaobell is a faithful devotee of liberal, amoral atheism and is, as such, a technically decent but godless citizen of this great nation. To punish this person would almost certainly become a regular talking point on liberal blogs.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand today, on January 16, in the year of our Lord 2009 — which I totally cannot believe is actually here, and I still haven’t gotten my hovercraft — and of the Independence of the United States of America.
God bless,
George W. Bush
Get your own Presidential pardon here!
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1. Dear California, Arizona, Florida, and especially you, Arkansas: screw you. ESPECIALLY you, Arkansas. It’s bad enough that we just had three more states write “gay people are less than human” into law. Your big fuck-you to them dern queers goes even further. You would rather leave kids floating around in foster care than place them with gay parents. Well, fuck you too.
2. If you seriously, seriously think black voters are so ignorant that they could only possibly have voted for Obama because he’s black? And you further have the balls to call them racist? It’s a free country and you’re entitled to your opinion, but don’t be surprised when people start going “um, NO U” or asking you if you need a minute to figure out why saying that makes you stupid.
Door to my blog/LJ is to your left, please don’t let it hit you in the ass on your way out.
And 3. Please repeat after me: this is not the Second Coming. I am overjoyed that we’re about to have a President who doesn’t think someone is less than human because they’re not straight, white, male, rich, and/or Christian and whose foreign policy will probably not amount to “Bomb the ones with oil, ignore the ones that don’t,” but I’m not an idiot. I’m very pleased, but I’m not sitting here thinking everything is going to instantly be awesome first thing tomorrow morning.
I still think we should organize a road trip to leave all of W’s crap on the White House lawn, and I think people who are going OMG WE WILL ALL HAVE TO GET SECOND JOBS AND PAY OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! PERCENT MORE IN TAXES need to take a fucking chill pill. But no. This is not the Messiah you’re looking for. He is a guy with some good ideas who I hope will do us a lot of good.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled happy dancing. \o\ /o/ \o\ /o/ \o/
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1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
3. Include these instructions, and share the love.
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Thank you, ontd_political, for saving my sanity these last few days. XD
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In the interest of keeping things civil, I’ll just let this link speak for itself.
I certainly won’t call her a crazy bitch with no understanding of or connection to reality that does not fall directly in the middle of her eedy beedy teeny weeny straight, white, Christian, and definitely not middle-class field of vision.
…shit, those were my out-loud fingers, weren’t they
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