the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

For future reference: municipal jury duty is pretty excellent. Basically, I got paid $6 cash to watch TV for 45 minutes. Also, the judge was awesome and funny when he came out to tell us to go home. Unfortunately, I got out of there just in time to get to work almost on time! Oh well.

I saw this little guy on the curb outside the courthouse while I was waiting for my ride:

He would have completely fit on a penny.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.